Brick Quote #318
Quote from Brick in Get Your Business Done
Brick: Game.
Axl: Rematch!
Brick: I've already given you a hundred rematches. I'm retiring my paddle.
Axl: Okay, just hear me out. If you beat me, I'll do your homework for a month.
Brick: Thanks, but I'd like to see the fifth grade.
Axl: Okay, I won't make you do my homework for a month.
Brick: Throw in this guitar pick, and you're on.
Axl: Fine, but what do you want my pick for?
Brick: Oh, I like to lick it. This way, I don't have to do it in secret anymore.
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‘Get Your Business Done’ Quotes
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: I figured it out, Mike, and here's the thing... I was being too selfish. The only one who benefits from my beading is me.
Mike: Agreed.
Frankie: So then I got to thinking, maybe my business should be other people's business.
Mike: Uh-huh.
Frankie: Look at this. I Googled the word "sad," and a million things came up. Orphans, stray animals, old people... The whole world needs my help.
Mike: Your shirt's inside out.
Frankie: Here's what I'm thinking. Kids love animals. Old people love kids. Why are we still building separate orphanages, pounds, and retirement homes? Seriously, let's get them together. Why hasn't anybody thought of this before? Huh? That's what I'm gonna do. I am gonna build the world's first super-shelter. First... I gotta pick a location. Something that's convenient for both humans and animals. Then I gotta get bids from contractors and sign up volunteers. Oh, well, first I need to write a grant proposal. [gasps] I gotta call congress.
Quote from Brick
Brick: Finally, someone who can explain water-into-wine. Without modern sanitation, wine had less germs. Duh.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: [v.o.] Out here in the middle, we all look forward to Sunday, and Sunday means church. It's the one hour a week where you know your family's gonna spend time together, but lately, not so much. Mike had joined the elite group of ushers, Sue got a job in the toddler room, and ever since Brick read the Bible, he was excited to go to Sunday school, mostly to argue.
Brick: I mean, why turn water into wine in a desert environment? Water hydrates. Wine dehydrates. That's just not smart.
Frankie: [v.o.] At least I still had Axl.
Mike: Hey. Ted Mora's kid's in jail again. You're in.
Axl: Yes. Lates, chumps.
Frankie: [v.o.] And then there was one, left to be tortured by one of Reverend Hayver's endless sermons alone.
Reverend Hayver: But first, we will be comparing the epistle of 1 Thessalonians to that of 2 Thessalonians. As you recall, Paul was accompanied into Thessalonica by Silas, also... [time lapse] ...understanding of Silas, we turn our attention to the third member of Paul's party, Timothy, whose mother was Jewish, but his father was a Greek.