Brick Quote #153

Quote from Brick in Thanksgiving II

Frankie: It'll be good to have another dessert, 'cause Bob's bringing miss Gibbs from the library.
Brick: Hold on. A librarian is coming here?
Frankie: That's right.
Brick: An actual librarian is coming here?
Frankie: Looks that way.
Brick: Oh, my gosh. But what will I wear? What will I say? Axl, we have to clean our room.
Axl: Yeah, that's not happening.
Brick: Yeah? Let me see if this changes your mind. A librarian is coming over.
Axl: Oh, my God. Why didn't you say that? In that case, uh... [knocks over a box of cereal]

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 ‘Thanksgiving II’ Quotes

Quote from Rusty

Mike: What the hell happened?
Rusty: Huh? Oh. Well, you know how it is with the economy.
Mike: The economy burned down your house?
Rusty: Well, no, that was, uh... That was a massive fire.
Mike: Why didn't you call me?
Rusty: Are you a fireman?
Mike: I'm your brother, for God sake. How'd this happen?
Rusty: Eh, well, I was, uh, runnin' the hot plate about four weeks ago, and I noticed one of the cords was frayed. I kept telling myself, keep your eye on that. But wouldn't you know it? I fell asleep facedown with a cigarette in my mouth. I blame myself partially.

Quote from Rusty

Rusty: [to Aunt Edie] No kidding? You're still driving? Well, that's just terrifying. [both laugh] You know, you're eating butter, by the way.

Quote from Big Mike

Mike: When was I supposed to know this? I only found out 'cause I went by the house to invite you to Thanksgiving.
Big Mike: Oh, no. You don't want an old man with a broken hip at your Thanksgiving.
Mike: That's true, but my wife does. Please, Dad. Please, please, please come to Thanksgiving.
Big Mike: Oh, I don't want to be a bother.
Mike: It's not a choice, Dad. The nurses say you gotta be discharged tomorrow, and they can't let you go home alone. Don't worry. We got TV and crummy food at our house, too.
Big Mike: You don't exactly roll out the red carpet, do you?