Mike Quote #178
Quote from Mike in Back to School
Axl: Hey. Oh, do you know where the corncob holders are?
Mike: What are you doing? It's 2 in the morning.
Axl: Yeah, well, tell that to my stomach. All it knows is it's awake and it's hungry. You guys are like, "Wake up early. We'll be better people." And my alarm is all: [imitates alarm] And Mom is all: [makes nagging sound] Why do we have to listen to what she says? Why don't you just man up and say no?
Mike: [chuckles] You know nothing about being a man. Being a man is being smart. I know that, in May, I wanna go to the Indy 500. It is expensive. She won't want me to go. But she will remember that I supported her plan... and if she does not, I will remind her. I will be going to the Indy 500 with no pushback. And that, my son, is being a man. Hmm?
The Middle Quotes
‘Back to School’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Frankie: Ta-da!
Brick: Nah, I think I'll keep the new one. Thanks, though.
Frankie: You just said that you missed it. You said it was throwing you off.
Brick: I can't tell if it's you or the backpack, but something smells pretty rank. Besides, the other kids in my class seem to like this... Shaquille O'Neal character. Maybe it'll help me fit in more. [whispers] Shaquille O'Neal character.
Quote from Frankie
Mike: And Sue's middle name would be?
Frankie: You know her middle name. "Sue." Remember?
Mike: Oh.
Frankie: They wrote it down twice on her birth certificate by accident. We keep saying we're gonna go down and change it, and we never do.
Quote from Brick
Brick: Well, the new backpack and I are not getting along. At all.
Frankie: What happened?
[flashback to Brick walking around the classroom with his backpack on his head]
Frankie: Why was your backpack even on your head?
Brick: I was seeing if it had the same echo as my old one. It doesn't.