Axl: Hey. Oh, do you know where the corncob holders are?
Mike: What are you doing? It's 2 in the morning.
Axl: Yeah, well, tell that to my stomach. All it knows is it's awake and it's hungry. You guys are like, "Wake up early. We'll be better people." And my alarm is all: [imitates alarm] And Mom is all: [makes nagging sound] Why do we have to listen to what she says? Why don't you just man up and say no?
Mike: [chuckles] You know nothing about being a man. Being a man is being smart. I know that, in May, I wanna go to the Indy 500. It is expensive. She won't want me to go. But she will remember that I supported her plan... and if she does not, I will remind her. I will be going to the Indy 500 with no pushback. And that, my son, is being a man. Hmm?