Axl Quote #63
Quote from Axl in Valentine's Day
Darrin: It's been three hours. Text them again.
Axl: No, it's cool. They're just playing hard to get.
Sean: We can play hard to get too. We should just stop texting them.
Darrin: But how are they gonna know we're hard to get if they're not trying to get us?
Axl: Mm. We text them, tell them we're done texting. We drive over there. Darrin puts on a hockey mask, scares those college guys away. We beat up Darrin. We're the big heroes, and the girls show us their appreciation.
Darrin: I love it. But how can we drive over there if we don't know where they are?
Axl: Damn, you're right. Well, someone remember that plan because that is too good not to use.
The Middle Quotes
‘Valentine's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Mike
Mike: Don't move. Where's my daughter? Sue Heck. Sue Heck. I know you're in here. [all murmuring] I told you I didn't want you to come here tonight. We are leaving immediately. And if I ever catch you sneaking out of the house again...
Sue: Huh?
Mike: Ah! And it's not gonna help for you to beg me to let you stay just one more hour. [winks at Sue]
Sue: Oh, my God, you're the worst dad ever. Can you believe this? Just as the party was getting good. Man, this stinks.
Carly: Mr. Heck? My dad didn't want me to come here either, did he?
Mike: No, he did not. You're coming with us. Get in the car.
Carly: Thank you so much, Mr. Heck.
Mike: Be cool, you're blowing our cover.
Quote from Mike
Mike: Two for dinner.
Clerk: Okay, and you're fine with a 45-minute wait?
[cut to Frankie and Mike in the car:]
Frankie: You could have at least have put our name in.
Mike: I don't wait more than ten minutes.
Frankie: I know. I know everything about you. No surprises here.
Quote from Mike
Frankie: New idea. Let's each name our five favorite moments of our marriage. But you can't use our wedding day or the birth of our kids.
Mike: I wasn't going to. [chuckles]