Frankie Quote #192
Quote from Frankie in Valentine's Day
Mike: Zack? Is that hands-in-the-pants? Or the one that keeps smelling his fingers?
Frankie: That's all one kid. No, Zack is the cat kid. And he's a total get.
Mike: A cat is the get.
Frankie: Oh, yeah, he's the most popular kid in the group. Oh, my God. They'll be best friends, and maybe they can room together in college. Then get an apartment afterwards and he won't come back and live with us. Oh! He's all set. Oh, it's all working out. Worries over.
Mike: Easy, girl. It's a long fall from up there.
The Middle Quotes
‘Valentine's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Mike
Mike: Don't move. Where's my daughter? Sue Heck. Sue Heck. I know you're in here. [all murmuring] I told you I didn't want you to come here tonight. We are leaving immediately. And if I ever catch you sneaking out of the house again...
Sue: Huh?
Mike: Ah! And it's not gonna help for you to beg me to let you stay just one more hour. [winks at Sue]
Sue: Oh, my God, you're the worst dad ever. Can you believe this? Just as the party was getting good. Man, this stinks.
Carly: Mr. Heck? My dad didn't want me to come here either, did he?
Mike: No, he did not. You're coming with us. Get in the car.
Carly: Thank you so much, Mr. Heck.
Mike: Be cool, you're blowing our cover.
Quote from Mike
Mike: Two for dinner.
Clerk: Okay, and you're fine with a 45-minute wait?
[cut to Frankie and Mike in the car:]
Frankie: You could have at least have put our name in.
Mike: I don't wait more than ten minutes.
Frankie: I know. I know everything about you. No surprises here.
Quote from Mike
Frankie: New idea. Let's each name our five favorite moments of our marriage. But you can't use our wedding day or the birth of our kids.
Mike: I wasn't going to. [chuckles]