Mr. Ehlert Quote #13
Quote from Mr. Ehlert in The Scratch
Mr. Ehlert: It's Don Ehlert of Ehlert Motors. Need a vehicle? Got bad credit? We don't care. Come on down. We've got the lowest prices south of Canada. Follow the arrows! Follow the signs to Ehlert Motors.
Bob: Mr. Ehlert, you did it! You made it through the whole thing!
Mr. Ehlert: I did? Ha! I did! Well, let me see it. Play it back.
Mr. Ehlert: [on tape] It's Don Ehlert of Ehlert Motors...
Mr. Ehlert: What the hell is this? I don't look like that. You made me look old and bald and... old!
Bob: No.
Mr. Ehlert: In my old commercial, I was beautiful, Bob! What'd you do to me?
Bob: [stammers] Sir, well, you... [runs off]
Mr. Ehlert: Jackass.
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‘The Scratch’ Quotes
Quote from Mike
Mike: Hey. Why are you crying?
Sue: I'm just so scared.
Mike: Honey, I'm gonna give you a piece of advice that my dad gave me once. He said, "Son, stuff those feelings down. Stuff 'em down, and eventually they'll go away." And I have not cried since.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Okay, what do you think? Shades open or closed? No. Closed looks like we're hiding something. Open. Open. [gasps] Oh, my God. The raccoons tore into the garbage that never got picked up. Sue, get out there and clean that up. Okay, where is the Bible? I wanna put it on the coffee table. You know, we don't have a real book anywhere. Just People magazine. Mike, quick, turn all the TVs to PBS.
Mike: What channel is that?
Frankie: I don't know.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: [v.o.] I don't think I ever knew what relief meant until that moment. There was an upside to all that happened, though. I had written proof that I was a good parent, and believe me, it came in handy.
Axl: Whoa! I cannot believe that you won't let me go car skiing. It's safe. There's a spotter car that follows right behind. Oh, my God. You are the worst mom ever.
Frankie: Really? The state of Indiana seems to disagree.
Frankie: [v.o.] Yep. It was good to have it in writing.