Mr. Ehlert: It's Don Ehlert of Ehlert Motors. Need a vehicle? Got bad credit? We don't care. Come on down. We've got the lowest prices south of Canada. Follow the arrows! Follow the signs to Ehlert Motors.
Bob: Mr. Ehlert, you did it! You made it through the whole thing!
Mr. Ehlert: I did? Ha! I did! Well, let me see it. Play it back.
Mr. Ehlert: [on tape] It's Don Ehlert of Ehlert Motors...
Mr. Ehlert: What the hell is this? I don't look like that. You made me look old and bald and... old!
Bob: No.
Mr. Ehlert: In my old commercial, I was beautiful, Bob! What'd you do to me?
Bob: [stammers] Sir, well, you... [runs off]
Mr. Ehlert: Jackass.