Sue Quote #1003
Sue: Can I say something? I want to say something. [to Sean] I like you! I really like you!
Sean: Think you mean this guy.
Sue: I don't think I can make it to my room. I need to lay down.
Aidan: Okay, where?
Sue: Oh. [drops to the floor]
Sean: I got it. Here we go. Up, up, up.
Sue: I have something else to say. I think I'm gonna throw up.
Aidan: Oh, God. When people throw up, it makes me want to... [runs to the bathroom]
Sue: Oh! [retches] [coughs] [moans] [gasps] Oh, no. All my layers are in the trash. [gasps] Does this mean I'm gonna be drunk now?
Sean: No, that's not how it works. Okay, and lean back a bit. There you go. Now, you're gonna feel good for about 10 minutes, and then, after that, not so good again.
Sue: Hmm. Is all the vomit gone? If the vomit's gone, will you kiss meeee? [smooches]
Sean: Uh, I'm Sean. Are you talking about me or are you talking about Aidan?
Sue: Mm-hmm. [snores]
Sean: Sue, you can be a very frustrating person. Hope you're worth waiting for.
The Middle Quotes
‘Toasted’ Quotes
Quote from Axl
Axl: Hey, you're closer to being a grown-up than I am. At least you got your own place.
Hutch: Would a grown-up still sleep with a night light? I tell people it's a fancy smoke detector.
Axl: I don't even pay my taxes yet.
Hutch: Well, you should.
Axl: Last week, a cartoon made me cry.
Hutch: I still drink juice boxes.
Axl: I still use Batman toothpaste. [sighs]
Hutch: Yeah, we're not grown-up yet.
Axl: Yeah.
Hutch: Ooh, Chuck E. Cheese.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: So, what do you think?
Mike: Think you're a few years off.
Frankie: Well, I think it's cute, and I think you're jealous because Sue invited me up to celebrate her 21st birthday and you had to trick Axl into celebrating his with you.
Mike: I didn't trick him. And don't get too big a head there. Didn't she choose you just 'cause her real friends are out of town?
Frankie: I'm fun, Mike. I'm the fun parent, and Sue knows it, and we are gonna party like it's 1999.
Mike: You were 33 with two kids in '99.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Oh, hey, do you know where the blue bag is? Aha! Whoo! Got it.
Mike: That's the blue bag? I thought the blue bag was yellow.
Frankie: The blue bag was yellow, and now the blue bag is orange. Try to keep up.
Brick: Oh, good, the blue bag.
Frankie: Unh-unh. Blue bag is coming with me.