Nancy Donahue Quote #21
Quote from Nancy Donahue in The Shirt
Frankie: Okay, Nancy, I can assure you we did not have a luau. And just so you know, we went out with the Norwoods, too. Paula called me special. Anyway, for whatever reason, out of nowhere, Mike decided he wanted to wear a Hawaiian shirt.
Nancy: Oh. Yep. Ron went through this, too.
Frankie: What do you mean?
Nancy: Well, when men get to a certain age, they suddenly want to do something different. With Ron, it was taking karate and ordering thin-crust pizza. It's like I was living with a stranger. Anyway, it's a midlife crisis. Or, as Dr. Oz likes to call it, "man-opause." They all go through it.
The Middle Quotes
‘The Shirt’ Quotes
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: All I asked was for you to clean the bathroom! How hard is that?
Brick: Well, if you want to do it properly, you have to get to the root of the problem.
Frankie: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Brick. We are not "root of the problem" people. The surface is where we live. You start chipping away and digging down to the root of everything, the whole place falls apart. The filth and grime is what's holding everything together. You want to see a video of how we fix things? We wipe, we slide, we shove, we close. If a drawer is too full to open, move on to the next one. Never open it again.
Quote from Mike
Brick: I'm beginning to think you only had children because you wanted slaves.
Mike: No, we had them 'cause of beer.
Quote from Brick
Frankie: Really, Brick?
Brick: I'm on it. All I need is a can of high-quality thin-set and a ceramic saw. Randy Poteat on Youtube says, "Y'all got to do it right the first time, or y'all be back at it in 10 years." [whispers] Randy Poteat.