Sue Quote #714
Sue: Devin! Devin! Hey, wait, wait! Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! Look, I might have said some things the other day that are not true, and I was just talking, and they do not reflect Axl's thinking in any way.
Devin: Sue, what's going on?
Sue: What's going on is I am setting the record straight. And when you have something really important to say, there is no better way to do it than through song. And I brought some of my friends from my new no-cut a cappella club to help me. [clears throat] [plays note] Three, four.
Sue & a cappella group: [sing to the tune of "To Know Him Is To Love Him"] I know, know, know he Does not love, love, love you He doesn't care that much Not about anything, really I know, know, know he Does not love, love, love you No, he doesn't No, he doesn't No, he doesn't No, he doesn't He might never Never, ooh You should go talk to him Just talk, talk, talk to him He's just leaving Calculus If you run, you can catch up with him I shouldn't have butted in No, she shouldn't have butted in And I won't ever She won't ever Ever, ever Ever, ever Never again [harmonizing off-key]
Sue: Shh!
Devin: Wow. Well, that's... Thank you. I guess.
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