Sue Quote #712
Devin: Hey.
Sue: Oh, my God, did you know there is a whole club just for tasting cheese? I mean, I always thought there were only two kinds... Regular and squeezy. [sighs] Anyway... Thanks for coming with me. My roommate said this was lame, but clearly her lame-dar is way off, because this is so not lame. [gasps] "Jelly is my Jam" Club!
Sue: Ooh. What are you doing?
Devin: I'm signing Axl up for the Renaissance Society. Think he'll be mad at me?
Sue: What? Uh, no way. You could do anything and he wouldn't get mad at you. Uh, he is head over heels for you.
Devin: Oh, yeah?
Sue: Oh, yeah. No, trust me. I am his sister. I have never seen him like this before. I mean, he loves you.
Devin: Did he actually say that?
Sue: Yeah, pretty much. I mean, I get you guys are only in college, but think about it... Someday you and I could be sisters-in-law. How awesome would that be? [gasps] Candle-making? I have prior candle-making experience.
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Frankie: All I asked was for you to clean the bathroom! How hard is that?
Brick: Well, if you want to do it properly, you have to get to the root of the problem.
Frankie: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Brick. We are not "root of the problem" people. The surface is where we live. You start chipping away and digging down to the root of everything, the whole place falls apart. The filth and grime is what's holding everything together. You want to see a video of how we fix things? We wipe, we slide, we shove, we close. If a drawer is too full to open, move on to the next one. Never open it again.
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Brick: I'm beginning to think you only had children because you wanted slaves.
Mike: No, we had them 'cause of beer.
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Frankie: Really, Brick?
Brick: I'm on it. All I need is a can of high-quality thin-set and a ceramic saw. Randy Poteat on Youtube says, "Y'all got to do it right the first time, or y'all be back at it in 10 years." [whispers] Randy Poteat.