Mike Quote #821
Frankie: Okay, so does everybody know what they want? Ooh! I might order a piña colada.
Bill: Ooh. Do you like piña coladas, Mike?
Paula: Getting caught in the rain? [both chuckle]
Mike: Ah, yeah. You know, there are about a million other things in the world we could be talking about. Football, baseball, tennis, if you're desperate, which I am.
Bill: Right, right, right. Okay. Well, you got the Colts. You know, got that new running back. So it should really be a good year. I think... I'm sorry. I can't think of anything but the shirt.
Paula: Hey, come on. We really should give Mike a break. We'll do four more minutes on the shirt, then we'll move on. [Frankie laughs]
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‘The Shirt’ Quotes
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: All I asked was for you to clean the bathroom! How hard is that?
Brick: Well, if you want to do it properly, you have to get to the root of the problem.
Frankie: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Brick. We are not "root of the problem" people. The surface is where we live. You start chipping away and digging down to the root of everything, the whole place falls apart. The filth and grime is what's holding everything together. You want to see a video of how we fix things? We wipe, we slide, we shove, we close. If a drawer is too full to open, move on to the next one. Never open it again.
Quote from Mike
Brick: I'm beginning to think you only had children because you wanted slaves.
Mike: No, we had them 'cause of beer.
Quote from Brick
Frankie: Really, Brick?
Brick: I'm on it. All I need is a can of high-quality thin-set and a ceramic saw. Randy Poteat on Youtube says, "Y'all got to do it right the first time, or y'all be back at it in 10 years." [whispers] Randy Poteat.