Tag Quote #45
Quote from Tag in Two of a Kind
Dutch: [chuckling] Oh, no. Just a little local commercial. I sing a jingle, you know? Nothing glamorous.
Sue: You sing a jingle?! I love jingles! Can you sing it for us right now?
Dutch: [chuckling] You don't want to hear this old guy sing. Can I borrow your cane? Thank you, Mike. [laughs] And it goes something like this. [sings] To keep your carpets spick-and-span Call Dutch, the magic carpet man [talks] And then I do a little bit of a dance thing. And wherever my feet were, the carpet cleans.
[sings] Well, you think I can't, well, yes, I can I'm Dutch, the magic carpet man Bah dum dum [laughter]
Tag: You know what time the Wheel comes on?
Dutch: You know, the real talent in this family is this guy right here. When we were in high school, we did a little number. We used to do it on the local talent contest. I'm darned if we didn't win every time. We were even asked to be on the Cletus Wilson radio show. Hey! Let's show 'em what we got. [Tag groans]
Frankie: Dad!
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‘Two of a Kind’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Dutch: But, you know, back in my day, all you needed was an idea to go into business. Today, you need an idea and more degrees than a thermometer.
Brick: That's just crackers on butter.
Dutch: [chuckling] Exactly. What... crackers on what?
Brick: Butter. I decided to make up my own idiom. You see, normally, you put butter on crackers, but this is crackers on butter. It means something doesn't make any sense. I'm really hoping it catches on.
Dutch: That's great, Brick. You're an idea man.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Look, Mike, you know I've had a pain in my heart that my dad and his brother have had this rift. And now he's reaching out to him after all these years. You know I always say "you do for family." Well, do before they're dead. That's my new one.
Quote from Tag
Dutch: Come on, Tag. Let's show 'em what we got.
Tag: Can't. Mike's got to take a whiz, and he needs my help getting to the can. I mean, the guy's got a bladder like a spaghetti strainer.