Tag Quote #44
Quote from Tag in Two of a Kind
Frankie: So, how are you, Uncle Dutch? How are things in Vegas? Got to be more exciting than Orson.
Dutch: Well, I'm keeping myself busy. Business has been pretty good, though. I probably work too hard, but it keeps me young.
Tag: Sure don't keep him humble.
Mike: So, what exactly you do out there, Dutch?
Dutch: I'm in the vac business.
Brick: Oh, just like grandpa Tag.
Dutch: Well, actually, I was in the vac biz. Now I've got a little carpet-cleaning company.
Frankie: Oh, it's not little. It's huge. Dutch's Speedy Clean. They call him the king of carpets. He's even in the commercials.
Sue: Wait. You're actually on TV? Do you know David Tutera?
Axl: Oh, my God. Sue, they don't care about that. Have you met the Godaddy Girl from the Super Bowl commercials?
The Middle Quotes
‘Two of a Kind’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Dutch: But, you know, back in my day, all you needed was an idea to go into business. Today, you need an idea and more degrees than a thermometer.
Brick: That's just crackers on butter.
Dutch: [chuckling] Exactly. What... crackers on what?
Brick: Butter. I decided to make up my own idiom. You see, normally, you put butter on crackers, but this is crackers on butter. It means something doesn't make any sense. I'm really hoping it catches on.
Dutch: That's great, Brick. You're an idea man.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Look, Mike, you know I've had a pain in my heart that my dad and his brother have had this rift. And now he's reaching out to him after all these years. You know I always say "you do for family." Well, do before they're dead. That's my new one.
Quote from Tag
Dutch: Come on, Tag. Let's show 'em what we got.
Tag: Can't. Mike's got to take a whiz, and he needs my help getting to the can. I mean, the guy's got a bladder like a spaghetti strainer.