Tag Quote #47
Quote from Tag in Two of a Kind
Dutch: Oh, my God. You know, but I think my favorite story is, we were cleaning the carpets at Caesars Palace. I met Don Rickles.
All: No!
Tag: [mockingly to Mike] No.
Mike: Did he say "Don Rickles"? Maybe we should go in there.
Tag: You don't want to go in there. It's boring.
Dutch: [laughter] So, anyway... I go back in to pick up the steam cleaner. Rickles thinks I'm the waiter. So I didn't want to correct Don Rickles, so I said, "May I take your order, sir?" And he says...
Tag: Oh, you can take my order. I'll have a large plate of "shut your trap." [laughter]
Mike: Wait! What did Rickles say?!
Tag: Who cares? Listen to him going on there. "Blah, blah, blah." You have no idea what it's like, Mike.
Mike: Oh, I got some idea.
The Middle Quotes
‘Two of a Kind’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Dutch: But, you know, back in my day, all you needed was an idea to go into business. Today, you need an idea and more degrees than a thermometer.
Brick: That's just crackers on butter.
Dutch: [chuckling] Exactly. What... crackers on what?
Brick: Butter. I decided to make up my own idiom. You see, normally, you put butter on crackers, but this is crackers on butter. It means something doesn't make any sense. I'm really hoping it catches on.
Dutch: That's great, Brick. You're an idea man.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Look, Mike, you know I've had a pain in my heart that my dad and his brother have had this rift. And now he's reaching out to him after all these years. You know I always say "you do for family." Well, do before they're dead. That's my new one.
Quote from Tag
Dutch: Come on, Tag. Let's show 'em what we got.
Tag: Can't. Mike's got to take a whiz, and he needs my help getting to the can. I mean, the guy's got a bladder like a spaghetti strainer.