Frankie Quote #1384
Quote from Frankie in Flirting with Disaster
Finn: Oh, hey, uh, Axl said it'd be okay if I grabbed some chips.
Frankie: Sure. All we have left is barbecue, 'cause I... 'cause everybody eats 'em so fast. I'll... I'll get 'em for you. [struggles to reach the chips]
Finn: Here, let me help.
Frankie: Oh.
Finn: [groans] Got 'em.
Frankie: Good. Oh, before you go, let me give you guys your laundry.
Finn: Oh, thanks again. You saved me, like, 8 bucks in quarters, and, you know, those are hard to come by, so that's more like 12 bucks in real money.
Frankie: [chuckles nervously] Oh, yeah. Hey, I noticed you have an Alt-J T-shirt. I love that band. I saw 'em on Conan.
Finn: Yeah, I like 'em 'cause they play real music. Everybody's so auto-tuned these days. I can't stand that stuff. I like the sound of real instruments.
Frankie: I know, right? I mean, if you're auto-tuned, it's like anybody could be a rock star. I could be a rock star. Well, maybe in Europe. [chuckles] [Frankie sighs and chuckles nervously as she tries and fails to sit up on the counter]
Finn: You know, if you like the sound of Alt-J, you should check out The National. Here's their latest album.
Frankie: Yep, ooh, looks good.
Finn: [Chuckles] I like to listen to 'em when I'm studying. It helps me sort of...
Axl: [o.s.] Finn! You don't have to talk to her!
Finn: Well, thanks again for the chips.
Frankie: Holler if you need dip!
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‘Flirting with Disaster’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Brick: The Silligans come from a drier planet and are a rock-type people, whereas the Vernegos' habitat is a lusher, forest area...
Sue: Brick, enough! You have been droning on and on since we left. I am trying to concentrate. Aunt Edie's car is 3 feet wider than any car I've ever driven.
Brick: Sorry. Well, do you wanna listen to a book on tape?
Sue: Please. [tape rattling]
Brick: [on tape] But Soran would have to navigate the Asteroid belts of Norox without a working Pernovian laser. [whispers] Pernovian laser.
Sue: Is that you?
Brick: Uh-huh! I recorded the entire series on tape. I play them when my eyes are too tired from reading.
Brick: [on tape] As professor Faxon's prophecy foretold, Soran's quest...
Quote from Brick
Sue: Oh, my God. Did you see the guy dressed as Professor Faxon's robot? He had on working lights! I wonder if he had to plug in during lunch. Hmm. Hey, you're being kind of quiet. Are you thinking about your key?
Brick: Yeah, sorta.
Sue: But... I don't get it. Didn't you have fun today?
Brick: It was one of the best days I've had in a long time.
Sue: So what's the problem?
Brick: It's you.
Sue: Me?
Brick: Yeah. Sue, today was amazing. I know you were forced to take me, but still, we hung out together, you talked to me. I mean, you understand Planet Nowhere now. I feel like someone in this family finally gets me, and it's right when you're about to leave for college.
Sue: Aw, Brick!
Brick: What's it gonna be like when you're gone?
Sue: Hey, I am gonna miss you tons. But you know what? You'll come visit me at college. I know Axl has the whole "no relatives" policy at his place, but mine is gonna be the opposite. You have to visit me.
Brick: Really?
Sue: Does a Silligan need iron oxide to survive?
Brick: [on tape] And with the Vernegos' triumph and the planet orbiting towards a new moon, Princess Kalakare bade goodbye to her home world, knowing not only would her loved ones miss her, but the entire planet as well, and they would all look forward to her return.
Quote from Tag
Mike: All right, uh, "How many feet do you have to signal ahead of turning? 50, 75, or 100?"
Tag: Fif... [Mike tilts his head] Sev... [Mike shakes his head] 100.
Mike: Right.
Tag: Ha! We got that one locked. [chuckles]
Mike: "When you see a pedestrian using a white and red-tipped cane, they are usually..."
Tag: A gay. [off Mike's look] What? What do they want to be called these days?
Mike: It's a blind person.
Tag: Blind and gay? It's gotta be tough.