Frankie Quote #1319
Quote from Frankie in Thanksgiving VI
Axl: We're here! Next stop... food coma. Lates.
Frankie: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Where are you going? We haven't even said hi to Devin Levin. I got to say, it's so nice to finally meet you. Sorry it took so long.
Devin: Oh, no. It's all good. Thanks for having me.
Frankie: Sure! So, let's see. You're my hair person's cousin's niece's daughter. So that means your mother's aunt is cousin to my hairdresser. Wait... but if it's an aunt, would she be a cousin? You know what? Let me work backwards. Okay, so...
The Middle Quotes
‘Thanksgiving VI’ Quotes
Quote from Axl
Sue: Axl! Did you hear this? Mom and Dad say we're having Thanksgiving at a restaurant.
Axl: Oh. So Mom's not cooking? At last... something to be truly thankful for.
Quote from Frankie
Sue: Mom, I have to talk to you. Darrin did something bad.
Frankie: Don't worry. Dad will get over the turkey thing.
Sue: He told the waiters to sing "Happy Birthday" to Dad.
Frankie: What? Has he lost his mind?!
Sue: I don't know.
Frankie: Listen to me right now. You need to tell me who you talked to and exactly what you said.
Darrin: Uh, I don't know. He was a waiter.
Frankie: What did he look like?
Darrin: He had an apron and a pen.
Frankie: They all have aprons and pens! I need details. Mole on his face, crooked nose... anything.
Darrin: I don't remember.
Frankie: Well, you've got to remember!
Darrin: It's kind of hard to think when you're yelling at me!
Frankie: All right, just... just go and find him... now!
Quote from Sue
Sue: Wait a minute. What's going on? Are we not having Thanksgiving at home this year?
Frankie: Sue, take a look around this place.
Sue: But we have to stay home. Thanksgiving's not Thanksgiving without Frugal Hoosier canned corn, Safeway boxed stuffing, and CVS pumpkin pie.