Mike Quote #717
Quote from Mike in Halloween V
Mike: Okay, so... you hold the door open for her, you help her out if she's carrying something heavy, and you don't leave in the middle of the date to go trick-or-treating.
Brick: I asked her if she wanted to go with me, and she said no.
Frankie: And that's why you needed to stay home.
Brick: Why would I stay home if I wanted to go?
Mike: Because as a man, you don't get to do what you want.
Brick: What? Why?
Mike: You ever want to kiss her?
Brick: I did enjoy that kiss I got in north Carolina.
Mike: Well, if you ever want to get one in Indiana, you got to do all kinds of things you don't want to do.
Brick: What kind of things?
Mike: Uh... Go see movies you're not interested in, go to brunch, go to church, do errands together, for some reason. Uh... call the electric company, mute the game so she can tell you her dreams.
Frankie: Okay, just to be clear, women do a lot of things we don't want to do, either. [off Mike's look] Birthday.
The Middle Quotes
‘Halloween V’ Quotes
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Hey, have you figured out what you're gonna be for Halloween yet? You know, it's almost here, and I don't want to be scrambling around at the last minute looking for a costume for you. You can't be paper towel man for a third time.
Brick: Yeah... actually, I decided I'm not gonna go trick-or-treating this year.
Frankie: What?
Brick: I don't know. I think I'm getting a little old for that.
Frankie: Aw. You're not going trick-or-treating? Aw. Mike, he's not going trick-or-treating.
Mike: Good. You hate trick-or-treating.
Frankie: Yeah, but if I'd known last year was gonna be the last time, I would've made sure to enjoy it.
Mike: You didn't even take him out last year. And the year before that, didn't Nancy Donahue take him?
Frankie: Whatever time I took him out, whenever it was, I wish I'd known that was gonna be it, okay?
Quote from Axl
Axl: It's not my fault. Professor Hanawalt is so lame. Our paper's due Halloween night. Who does that?
Mike: Well, how long you known about this?
Axl: He sprung it on us like a month ago.
Mike: Axl, it's not gonna get done if you're sitting here. You know what you do? You drive to campus, go to the library, look at the card catalog, you check out a book on the subject...
Frankie: I think what your grandpa here is saying is that you need to go to a place where there's not a lot of distractions, and the library is not a bad place to do that.
Axl: Ugh! I don't like the library. It's quiet, it's boring, and I don't know where it is.
Quote from Axl
Axl: Ooh! Whoa. [dial tone] God, how can they do this?! Uh... Ooh. "Operator." [dial turns] [ringing] Oh, my God. This is taking forever.
Female Voice: [v.o.] This is the East Indiana State University operator system.
Axl: Yes! [chuckling] Yes!
Female Voice: [v.o.] If you'd like to dial out, please press "1." To reach campus security, please press "2."
Axl: [chuckles] I would very much like to do both of these things, but there's no buttons! It's just some weird wheely thing. Oh! This phone is from The Flintstones! [grunts] Help! Help!