Axl Quote #713
Hutch: I'm telling you... we're gonna have to get a couple roommates if we want to pay off these bills.
Axl: A couple? [scoffs] We need 20. Wait... That's a great idea. That frat house down the street... it's the same size as ours, and they're jammed with people. That could be us! If we had 20 people paying rent, we wouldn't have to pay a dime. We'd be making money.
Hutch: Man, I don't want to live with a bunch of dudes.
Axl: So we let dudes and girls in. Hmm? It'd be like a fraternity and a sorority... a "fratority."
Hutch: Oh, hell, yes! What are we gonna call it?
Axl: Well, it should have our names in it. [chuckles] But we need to throw some Greek letters at it so people know it's legit.
Hutch: Hmm.
Axl: Hmm.
Hutch: Hmm.
Axl: Hmm.
Hutch: [snap fingers] I got it. How about this? Hutch Axl Pi. Everybody loves Hutch... Everybody loves Axl... And you know everybody loves pie. Huh?
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Quote from Axl
Axl: Dude, like, how many different things do we have to write checks for? Why is there even a gas bill? Hmm? You don't put gas in a house. It's not a car.
Hutch: What about water? Why should we pay for that? Stuff falls out of the sky for free.
Axl: Yeah. They're making money off God. That's just wrong.
Quote from Brick
Brick: [into microphone] Check, check. Hello? Hello?
Frankie: You're not trying to face-time the president again, are you?
Brick: No. That's ridiculous. I'm starting my own podcast.
Frankie: Hey, that could be fun.
Brick: It's for the people who are interested in fonts.
Frankie: Oh. Well, why don't you do that and the president thing and see who answers first.
Brick: [into microphone] Hi. I'm Brick Heck, and this is... "The FontCast"... Or "Footloose and Fontsy free." Still working on the title. Feel free to call in with suggestions. Today's topic is the raging debate of font versus typeface and Times New Roman's place in all of it. And then, in our last segment, we'll get into the issue of kerning, which, for those of you who don't know... [chuckling] As if... is the spacing between characters. Now, this is a very hot topic inside of the font community...
Quote from Brick
Frankie: Hey, Brick. How's the podcast going?
Brick: I got to tell you, it's a real grind. You got to churn out show after show after show.
Frankie: Haven't you only done like three?
Brick: Yeah. Show after show after show.
Mike: What are you doing it for, then?
Brick: Well, I do it for the fan. Without the fan, I'm nothing. You'd better finish up that vacuuming. I'm gonna have a hot mic in a minute. We're talking Garamond today. How am I gonna get fired up for that?