Hutch: I'm telling you... we're gonna have to get a couple roommates if we want to pay off these bills.
Axl: A couple? [scoffs] We need 20. Wait... That's a great idea. That frat house down the street... it's the same size as ours, and they're jammed with people. That could be us! If we had 20 people paying rent, we wouldn't have to pay a dime. We'd be making money.
Hutch: Man, I don't want to live with a bunch of dudes.
Axl: So we let dudes and girls in. Hmm? It'd be like a fraternity and a sorority... a "fratority."
Hutch: Oh, hell, yes! What are we gonna call it?
Axl: Well, it should have our names in it. [chuckles] But we need to throw some Greek letters at it so people know it's legit.
Hutch: Hmm.
Axl: Hmm.
Hutch: Hmm.
Axl: Hmm.
Hutch: [snap fingers] I got it. How about this? Hutch Axl Pi. Everybody loves Hutch... Everybody loves Axl... And you know everybody loves pie. Huh?