Frankie Quote #1263
Quote from Frankie in The Wonderful World of Hecks
Brick: I know this isn't gonna be popular, but I'll just throw it out there. I'm regretting my hat choice. If we can just go back...
All: No!
Axl: No more hats! We are going on a ride right after this... Any ride that Sue did not recommend.
Sue: Oh! Like your suggestions are so great, Axl! We all really enjoyed your leaving-the-park ride!
Brick: But I know all the fonts now. It won't take that long.
All: No!
Man: [camera shutter snaps] Sorry. I got to meet my family. I-I tried to get a good one, but you were all screaming at that little boy.
Frankie: What is wrong with this family? Seriously, what is the matter with us? Every other family can figure this out. They can take pictures in front of the castle and agree on rides and laugh and say, "Donny, come sit next to me," all while wearing matching T-Shirts saying, "Makin' memories Thompson-family style." Yeah. Look around! There are thousands of people at Walt Disney World having the time of their lives! Oh, not this sorry group. No, not us. What is wrong with us that we can't figure out how to do that? Oh, our family sucks. We suck!
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‘The Wonderful World of Hecks’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Brick: Oh, look. I found the store that sells the Disney merchandise. How lucky is that? [chuckles] I'll take this one, Timothy.
Timothy: Would you like us to embroider it for you? We have three different fonts to choose from.
Frankie: Oh, no. He said the "F" word.
[one hour later:]
Brick: Hmm. The basic font is easier to read, but I do like the fun font. Yep, fun. Definitely fun.
Timothy: Great choice. Uh, now all you have to do is pick a color. We have gold, black, dark pink, white, red.
[thirty minutes later:]
Brick: Thank you, Timothy. I appreciate your patience with all my thread questions... Unlike my family. [sighs] I just need to check one last thing. All right. [reads a book] Whew! No ear shadow.
Quote from Brick
Brick: Excuse me, Kimberly. Sorry to interrupt, but I'm looking for a specific kind of hat. Let me describe it to you. It's kind of a felty, black, half-moon shape with these rounded appendages that are, I guess you could say, ear-like.
Mike: She knows the hat, Brick. They're called Mickey ears.
Brick: If you don't mind, Dad. You drove us six states in the wrong direction, and she works here, so...
Nurse: I'm familiar with the hat.
Brick: Great. Now, this hat... Would it be available for purchase in the park?
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: [v.o.] They say even a broken clock is right twice a day, and if anybody was our family's broken clock, it's Sue.