Axl Quote #620
Quote from Axl in The Carpool
Zoe: Axl, please. You're not making this easy. There's plenty of time for that later. We really got to study.
Axl: Hmm. Well, actually, I don't. Funny story... I'm not actually in this class. I only pretended to be to get to know you, so...
Zoe: What?
Axl: Romantic, right?
Zoe: Are you kidding me?! I only pretended to like you so you'd help me with the class!
Axl: What?! When we are done making out, we are so talking about this.
Axl: Oh, uh, hey. What are you doing?
Zoe: Leaving. I got to go find that Aaron guy. If I fail another class, my dad's gonna make me work at his tile store.
Axl: So you were just using me for my brain?! Well, joke's on you, 'cause I'm barely passing any of my classes! Wait. Do you have any hot friends you can tell about me?! Perhaps your small-bra'd roommate? I'm desperate!
The Middle Quotes
‘The Carpool’ Quotes
Quote from Axl
Hutch: Damn. I was gonna hit you, but it looked like somebody beat me to it. What's going on? I haven't seen you in days.
Axl: I'm dying here, man. I'm crapping out in my real classes 'cause I'm spending so much time studying for a class I'm not even taking just to hook up with a girl. Now, when I say it out loud, it does actually make sense. I can't keep this up. Kenny, you got to help me, man. You got to help me, Kenny! Kenny!
Hutch: Hey, game over, man. Time to pull the rip cord. You got to come clean with this chick.
Axl: No. It's been so long since I touched a girl, Hutch. I thought when I came to college, it'd be this buffet of women from all around the world... Kentucky, Illinois, Northern Illinois but it isn't, man. It just isn't!
Hutch: Okay!
Axl: [feels pulse] What does a heart attack feel like?
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: [v.o.] Axl was lucky. He only had one person mad at him. I had three.
[Bill honks his car horn outside]
Frankie: Damn it! I let you stay up late to watch the finale of Shark Tank after you promised me you would wake up early! What are you doing?
Brick: I'm jazzing up breakfast with a banana.
Frankie: Oh, no. Breakfast is over. Here. You can have it for lunch.
Mike: Axl says he can't go to the game 'cause he's boning up for some big astronomy test. Did you know he was taking astronomy?
Frankie: Of course I know he's taking astronomy. I'm his mother.
Quote from Frankie
[Nancy honks her car horn outside]
Frankie: Damn it! I let you stay up late to watch Undercover Boss 'cause you said you could handle it. Now, where are your shoes?!
Brick: I was hoping you'd know.