Axl Quote #617
Quote from Axl in The Carpool
Frankie: All those years we spent trying to get Axl to study, and all it took was a hot girl. It seems so obvious now.
Axl: And so the Cat's Eye nebula is in the constellation Draco, the dragon. Easily remembered by the fact that we're the East Indiana Dragons... You know, the team that I play football on.
Zoe: Wow, Axl. That's so smart. We're the Dragons, and Draco's a dragon.
Axl: Yeah.
Aaron: What do you know? Gym Shorts got one. Also, Draco's 3,300 light-years away from Earth. You know that's gonna be on the test.
Axl: Do we, Aaron? Do we really know what's gonna be on a test? 'Cause I feel it's best to just study hard and be prepared for any eventuality.
Zoe: Oh, I'm never gonna get all of this. [stretches] Oh! I am so tight from sitting. Anyway, what did people get for number six in the study guide?
Axl: Um, that would be the, um... Ring nebula, which is formed by ionized gas...
Aaron: I got this, Gym Shorts. The ionized gas is expelled into the surrounding interstellar medium, which then causes a large-
Axl: I think what Aaron's trying- [spills his slushie on Aaron's pants]
Aaron: Aah! Dude!
Axl: I am so sorry. Do you have quarters for laundry? 'Cause you're gonna want to wash those pants. Seriously, that stain is in a really weird place. Oh, man. Good guy. So, um, Halley's comet...
The Middle Quotes
‘The Carpool’ Quotes
Quote from Axl
Hutch: Damn. I was gonna hit you, but it looked like somebody beat me to it. What's going on? I haven't seen you in days.
Axl: I'm dying here, man. I'm crapping out in my real classes 'cause I'm spending so much time studying for a class I'm not even taking just to hook up with a girl. Now, when I say it out loud, it does actually make sense. I can't keep this up. Kenny, you got to help me, man. You got to help me, Kenny! Kenny!
Hutch: Hey, game over, man. Time to pull the rip cord. You got to come clean with this chick.
Axl: No. It's been so long since I touched a girl, Hutch. I thought when I came to college, it'd be this buffet of women from all around the world... Kentucky, Illinois, Northern Illinois but it isn't, man. It just isn't!
Hutch: Okay!
Axl: [feels pulse] What does a heart attack feel like?
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: [v.o.] Axl was lucky. He only had one person mad at him. I had three.
[Bill honks his car horn outside]
Frankie: Damn it! I let you stay up late to watch the finale of Shark Tank after you promised me you would wake up early! What are you doing?
Brick: I'm jazzing up breakfast with a banana.
Frankie: Oh, no. Breakfast is over. Here. You can have it for lunch.
Mike: Axl says he can't go to the game 'cause he's boning up for some big astronomy test. Did you know he was taking astronomy?
Frankie: Of course I know he's taking astronomy. I'm his mother.
Quote from Frankie
[Nancy honks her car horn outside]
Frankie: Damn it! I let you stay up late to watch Undercover Boss 'cause you said you could handle it. Now, where are your shoes?!
Brick: I was hoping you'd know.