Frankie Quote #1167
Quote from Frankie in The Carpool
Principal Barker: Once again, negotiations with the bus drivers have stalled. Those big whiners are still holding out for a living wage. But not to worry. We broke the janitors' union, and we will break these people, too. So, as of Monday, there will be no bus service, and in order to minimize inconvenience to me, we suggest forming carpools!
[As the parents start pairing off, Frankie is busy snacking]
Frankie: Wait, wait. What?
Principal Barker: Find somebody. Find anybody.
Parent #1: We're full! We're full!
Frankie: Hey-
Parent #2: Full!
Frankie: Oh, hey! There you are. I've been looking all over. So, Nancy, we carpool buddies, neighbor?
Nancy: What? Oh, I kind of already said I would with Bill.
Frankie: Oh, that's okay. Bill's cool with it. We're good friends. Right, Bill?
Bill: Uh...
Frankie: See? He's good with it. Hey, carpool! We got a carpool! [to another parent] Hey. Keep walking. We're full. Hey, hey!
The Middle Quotes
‘The Carpool’ Quotes
Quote from Axl
Hutch: Damn. I was gonna hit you, but it looked like somebody beat me to it. What's going on? I haven't seen you in days.
Axl: I'm dying here, man. I'm crapping out in my real classes 'cause I'm spending so much time studying for a class I'm not even taking just to hook up with a girl. Now, when I say it out loud, it does actually make sense. I can't keep this up. Kenny, you got to help me, man. You got to help me, Kenny! Kenny!
Hutch: Hey, game over, man. Time to pull the rip cord. You got to come clean with this chick.
Axl: No. It's been so long since I touched a girl, Hutch. I thought when I came to college, it'd be this buffet of women from all around the world... Kentucky, Illinois, Northern Illinois but it isn't, man. It just isn't!
Hutch: Okay!
Axl: [feels pulse] What does a heart attack feel like?
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: [v.o.] Axl was lucky. He only had one person mad at him. I had three.
[Bill honks his car horn outside]
Frankie: Damn it! I let you stay up late to watch the finale of Shark Tank after you promised me you would wake up early! What are you doing?
Brick: I'm jazzing up breakfast with a banana.
Frankie: Oh, no. Breakfast is over. Here. You can have it for lunch.
Mike: Axl says he can't go to the game 'cause he's boning up for some big astronomy test. Did you know he was taking astronomy?
Frankie: Of course I know he's taking astronomy. I'm his mother.
Quote from Frankie
[Nancy honks her car horn outside]
Frankie: Damn it! I let you stay up late to watch Undercover Boss 'cause you said you could handle it. Now, where are your shoes?!
Brick: I was hoping you'd know.