Tag Quote #22
Quote from Tag in From Orson with Love
Tag: So that's why you cut pickles in half.
Mike: Got it. So listen, Tag-
Tag: Now, women's lib-
Mike: Tag, wait. Just- Just... hold up. There's one story in your book that really stayed with me.
Tag: You mean the one about the bathroom stall in Wichita?
Mike: No. No, the one where you had to fire your friend, but you said the best way to do it was just look him in the eye and tell him the truth.
Tag: To be fair, the same thing applies to the stall in Wichita.
Mike: So I'm just gonna do it, Tag. I'm looking you right in the eye and I'm just gonna say it. I can't do this anymore. I can't do any more "Sundays with Tag" at Stuckey's. You ruined Stuckey's for me, Tag. You ruined Stuckey's. You- You ruined lunch, you ruined driving, you ruined coffee, you ruined listening, you ruined talking. It's killing me. You're killing me. [breathes deeply]
Tag: Wow. Well, you're really getting it now, Mike. That's exactly what I'm trying to teach you. Now on to the boudoir... if Frankie is anything like her mother, the bedroom...
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‘From Orson with Love’ Quotes
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: [v.o.] So that night, I deleted all my Facebook aliases. And Sue was sadly unfriended by Jill Munroe, Sabrina Duncan, Julie McCoy, and Chrissy Snow. But on the upside, she did get 102 likes on one of her pictures... [picture of Sue with Brick's bunnies and kittens] Not that it matters.
Quote from Tag
Frankie: [v.o.] While Axl had a lifetime to figure that out, Mike was stuck spending what felt like a lifetime listening to my dad.
Tag: I'm telling you, Mike, there's no such thing as a bad baked potato. Any man that tells you different is a jackass.
Tag: Don Rickles is a funny man. That's all there is to it.
Tag: Two words: glucosamine chondroitin.
Tag: Once a month, whether you feel like it or not, just to know it's still workin'.
Tag: Mexicans - sweetest people you'll ever meet.
Tag: Always release a test fart if you can.
Tag: [points to his teeth] Real, real, fake, real, fake...
Tag: And that's why I can never return to the Panama Canal.
Quote from Frankie
Sue: Hey, Mom, guess what. I was just checking on the response to my status update, and I have this new friend on Facebook, some girl named Jill Munroe.
Frankie: Wow. Really? That's great.
Sue: I know, right? And underneath where I said we went to the movies, she commented, "OMG. Sounds super fun. Could you be more gorg in your profile pic?" Sweet, huh? Anyway, I'll let you guys sleep, but I just wanted to share the latest. Night! [exits]
Frankie: What? I... [sighs] Fine. So maybe I made up a fake name and friended her. So what?! It's not illegal.
Mike: Jill Munroe? Farrah Fawcett's character from Charlie's Angels?
Frankie: Oh, so you can't remember our anniversary, but you got that locked in.