Sue Quote #395
Sue: [to a man in the line] I'm changing my name. Yeah. I'm gonna be Sue Lily. "Sue" means "Lily" in French.
Woman: Next?
Sue: Wait a second. If "Sue" means "Lily," then "Sue Lily" is the same as "Sue Sue." Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no.
I-I need to change it. I-I need a pen. Where's the form? We need to go to the back of the line.
Mike: Not a chance. We're next. You take one step out of this line, and I'm changing my name and vanishing without a trace.
Sue: Okay. Okay. Yeah, uh, I can do this. Uh... Sue... Betsy. Sue... Mackenzie. Sue... Bench. Sue... Probation.
Woman: Next.
Sue: [high-pitched voice] Sue Next!
Woman: Let's see. Okay. You're changing your name from Sue Sue Heck. Sue Sue? [Sue nods] Wow, that's different. You know, I've been doing this job for 40 years, and I gotta tell you I've never seen a name as unusual as Sue Sue.
Sue: Really? Wait!
[As the woman goes to stamp the form, Sue places her hand down and ends up with an "Approved" stamp on the back of her hand]
The Middle Quotes
‘The Name’ Quotes
Quote from Sue
Sue: Nope. Did not get it.
Frankie: Oh, well, not everybody passes the first time.
Sue: Yeah. Apparently, they have this list of infractions, that if you do any of them, it's an automatic fail.
Frankie: Mm.
Sue: Speeding, failing to obey signs, backing over a curb, running off the road...
Frankie: What did you do?
Sue: All that.
Mike: She even clipped the side of the building. They're adding that to the list for next year.
Sue: Right.
Quote from Axl
Axl: Does it have to be a name? What about a sound, like... "uch"?
Sue: You can't have a name that's a sound.
Axl: Why not? It's what people always say anyway. "Hey, look, here comes Sue. Uch." Think it might work. U-C-H. "Uch."
Brick: Wouldn't "uch" start with an "E"?
Axl: Mm. Maybe a silent "Y."
Frankie: Her name's not gonna be "uch."
Quote from Brick
Sue: Okay, guys, I have been making a list of my new middle names, and I will now present to you the top candidates.
Janet: Oh, yay. This is fun.
Sue: "Bijou."
Axl: Gesundheit.
Mike: I like "Bijou."
Brick: I like "Gesundheit."
Frankie: Yeah, what else you got?
Sue: Okay, next name, "Coco."
Mike: Okay. "Coco" it is. Done and done.
Brick: How committed are you to Sue? 'Cause I think "Coco Gesundheit" is a great name.
Frankie: Sue's not changing her name to "Coco Gesundheit."