Frankie Quote #931
Quote from Frankie in Christmas Help
Mike: Where were you? Why are you so late?
Frankie: I was hiding presents on this really high shelf so nobody would buy them out from under me.
Mike: Smart.
Frankie: I know, right? Until somebody wheeled my ladder away and I got stuck up there. By the time I got down, the store was closed, the manager was gone, and I had to roll under the gate.
Mike: So you didn't get any presents?
Frankie: No. Zip. Zero presents.
Mike: But tomorrow's Christmas.
Frankie: Oh, really, Mike? I did not know that.
The Middle Quotes
‘Christmas Help’ Quotes
Quote from Rusty
Rusty: I'm telling you, man, it's a golden opportunity.
Mike: I don't know, Rusty.
Rusty: Come on, Mike, how many llamas can I put you down for?
Quote from Brick
Frankie: So do you have a part?
Brick: I'm the wise man who brings frankincense to the baby Jesus. I really wanted myrrh. [whispers] Myrrh.
Quote from Reverend TimTom
Reverend TimTom: [plays guitar and sings] It's a bell you can't unring It's a song you can't unsing It's a gift you can never take back That's why it's best to stay on track And wait 'til marriage [talks] Okay, everybody. I'll see you next week.