Axl Quote #427

Quote from Axl in Christmas Help

Axl: [screams] No! I've been robbed! What happened to all my cool stuff?
Mike: It wasn't your stuff. I got a couple guys and a truck from the quarry, and I took it all back.
Axl: So where am I supposed to live now?
Mike: How about in your room?
Axl: I can't go back to that dump after living in the garage. Are you crazy? I need my sick crib! [scoffs]

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