Sue Quote #264
Quote from Sue in The Guidance Counselor
Sue: Uh, excuse me, Ms. Bratton. My name is Sue Heck, and I thought, since you're yearbook advisor, you might be able to tell me when the Wrestlerettes are getting their picture taken for the yearbook.
Ms. Bratton: Wrestlerettes? Never heard of 'em.
Sue: Oh. Well, uh, we're cheerleaders for the wrestling team.
Ms. Bratton: Oh, whatever. It doesn't matter. It's gone to press.
Sue: No. Wait a minute. How could it have gone to press? I mean, I didn't even get my individual picture taken.
Ms. Bratton: Oh, I'm sorry if I was unclear. What I meant to say was, "It's gone to press."
Sue: No, please. You don't get it. See, I had this whole thing in junior high with the yearbook where I never got in, and now the exact same thing is happening right now, and...
Ms. Bratton: Oh, look, look, you're clearly having thoughts about things. Maybe you should talk to the guidance counselor.
Sue: [to herself] Guidance counselor? We have a guidance counselor?
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Quote from Mike
Salesman: Now let's get you two out of here. I'm sure you're busy. Would you like the extended warranty?
Mike: No.
Salesman: Assembly and delivery for $50 is usual-
Mike: No.
Salesman: Old mattress removal?
Mike: Nice try, but no.
Frankie: Let me save you some time. It's all "no." This is exactly how he was with the doctor, and that's why he got the-
Mike: Frankie!
Quote from Brick
Frankie: I made dinner.
Brick: Hang on. I'm on hold with the President.
Frankie: How's the bed looking?
Mike: Like it's still in the box. Sue, pass the chips. Brick, come on. Dinner.
Axl: He's holding for the President. He thinks he can talk him out of the Fitness Challenge.
Brick: Great. I'm being transferred to the Department of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms. [whispers] Tobacco.
Quote from Mike
Frankie: You always do this, Mike. I try to change the slightest thing, and you go nuts, like when I switched ketchups. It's just ketchup!
Mike: The old ketchup was good. I was happy, something you'll never be because you're never satisfied... And you're always running around changing stuff.
Frankie: You know, when I told Nancy Donahue that you didn't want to get a new bed...
Mike: Why are you telling Nancy Donahue anything?
Frankie: Because she's my friend. If it were up to you, no one would know anything personal about us.
Mike: That's why they call it "personal"!