Sue Quote #263
Quote from Sue in The Guidance Counselor
Sue: Hey. Can I ask you guys a question about yearbook pictures for teams and clubs?
Debbie: Uh... Why is she talking to us?
Courtney: I don't know.
Sue: I was just asking 'cause I'm a Wrestlerette, and it's so weird... but we never had our picture taken.
Debbie: Wrestlerettes? Do we have those?
Courtney: I don't think so. Uh, what's that?
Sue: We cheer and sometimes do light laundry for the wrestling team.
Debbie: There's a wrestling team? Did you know that, Court?
Courtney: No, but I'll ask around and see if there is.
Sue: There is. We have them, and I cheer for them, and we were supposed to get our picture in the yearbook.
Debbie: Look, I don't want to be mean because we just had the anti-bullying seminar, but Wrestleroos or whatever you just said you are is not something we really have here. Sorry.
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‘The Guidance Counselor’ Quotes
Quote from Mike
Salesman: Now let's get you two out of here. I'm sure you're busy. Would you like the extended warranty?
Mike: No.
Salesman: Assembly and delivery for $50 is usual-
Mike: No.
Salesman: Old mattress removal?
Mike: Nice try, but no.
Frankie: Let me save you some time. It's all "no." This is exactly how he was with the doctor, and that's why he got the-
Mike: Frankie!
Quote from Brick
Frankie: I made dinner.
Brick: Hang on. I'm on hold with the President.
Frankie: How's the bed looking?
Mike: Like it's still in the box. Sue, pass the chips. Brick, come on. Dinner.
Axl: He's holding for the President. He thinks he can talk him out of the Fitness Challenge.
Brick: Great. I'm being transferred to the Department of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms. [whispers] Tobacco.
Quote from Mike
Frankie: You always do this, Mike. I try to change the slightest thing, and you go nuts, like when I switched ketchups. It's just ketchup!
Mike: The old ketchup was good. I was happy, something you'll never be because you're never satisfied... And you're always running around changing stuff.
Frankie: You know, when I told Nancy Donahue that you didn't want to get a new bed...
Mike: Why are you telling Nancy Donahue anything?
Frankie: Because she's my friend. If it were up to you, no one would know anything personal about us.
Mike: That's why they call it "personal"!