Mike Quote #446

Quote from Mike in Get Your Business Done

Sue: [on the phone] Dad! I'm babysitting a 14-year-old, and he thinks we're on a date.
[cut to Mike knocking on the Jennings' door]
Mike: All right. I'm taking it from here. Go on home.
Sue: Okay, but there's a bunch of things you need to know. He can't have ice, and he has to wear his pull-ups, but you can't call 'em-
Mike: Sue, I raised three kids. I'll be fine. [Sue leaves] Okay, Tyler! Time for bed! Turn off the TV and put on your diapers!

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Quote from Frankie

Frankie: I figured it out, Mike, and here's the thing... I was being too selfish. The only one who benefits from my beading is me.
Mike: Agreed.
Frankie: So then I got to thinking, maybe my business should be other people's business.
Mike: Uh-huh.
Frankie: Look at this. I Googled the word "sad," and a million things came up. Orphans, stray animals, old people... The whole world needs my help.
Mike: Your shirt's inside out.
Frankie: Here's what I'm thinking. Kids love animals. Old people love kids. Why are we still building separate orphanages, pounds, and retirement homes? Seriously, let's get them together. Why hasn't anybody thought of this before? Huh? That's what I'm gonna do. I am gonna build the world's first super-shelter. First... I gotta pick a location. Something that's convenient for both humans and animals. Then I gotta get bids from contractors and sign up volunteers. Oh, well, first I need to write a grant proposal. [gasps] I gotta call congress.

Quote from Brick

Brick: Finally, someone who can explain water-into-wine. Without modern sanitation, wine had less germs. Duh.

Quote from Brick

Brick: Game.
Axl: Rematch!
Brick: I've already given you a hundred rematches. I'm retiring my paddle.
Axl: Okay, just hear me out. If you beat me, I'll do your homework for a month.
Brick: Thanks, but I'd like to see the fifth grade.
Axl: Okay, I won't make you do my homework for a month.
Brick: Throw in this guitar pick, and you're on.
Axl: Fine, but what do you want my pick for?
Brick: Oh, I like to lick it. This way, I don't have to do it in secret anymore.