Sue Quote #261
Quote from Sue in Get Your Business Done
Sue: Uh, Tyler? What are you watching?
Tyler: Zombie Makeout Party. First they kill you, then they kiss you.
Sue: Whoa. You know you are not allowed to watch that stuff.
Tyler: Hey, you're not in charge. I am.
Sue: That's right, Tyler. You're in charge. And as my babysitter, you shouldn't let me watch that stuff. I don't deal well with zombie movies.
Tyler: Then go to bed.
Sue: Well, that's the thing. I don't have a bed, so why don't I sleep here on the couch while you go up to your bed and babysit me from up there?
Tyler: Will you stop whining? [Sue grabs her headgear] What's that?
Sue: Oh. My ortho says I have to wear this at least ten hours a night. Is there anything special you need to wear at night?
Tyler: No.
Sue: Really? 'cause... Okay, Tyler. Well... [clears throat] I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. I'm a bed wetter. Yep, so every night, before I go to sleep, I put on my high-tech "space pants," which keep me nice and dry as I blast off into my dreams.
Tyler: [scoffs] You're a nerd up there and a nerd down there.
The Middle Quotes
‘Get Your Business Done’ Quotes
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: I figured it out, Mike, and here's the thing... I was being too selfish. The only one who benefits from my beading is me.
Mike: Agreed.
Frankie: So then I got to thinking, maybe my business should be other people's business.
Mike: Uh-huh.
Frankie: Look at this. I Googled the word "sad," and a million things came up. Orphans, stray animals, old people... The whole world needs my help.
Mike: Your shirt's inside out.
Frankie: Here's what I'm thinking. Kids love animals. Old people love kids. Why are we still building separate orphanages, pounds, and retirement homes? Seriously, let's get them together. Why hasn't anybody thought of this before? Huh? That's what I'm gonna do. I am gonna build the world's first super-shelter. First... I gotta pick a location. Something that's convenient for both humans and animals. Then I gotta get bids from contractors and sign up volunteers. Oh, well, first I need to write a grant proposal. [gasps] I gotta call congress.
Quote from Brick
Brick: Finally, someone who can explain water-into-wine. Without modern sanitation, wine had less germs. Duh.
Quote from Brick
Brick: Game.
Axl: Rematch!
Brick: I've already given you a hundred rematches. I'm retiring my paddle.
Axl: Okay, just hear me out. If you beat me, I'll do your homework for a month.
Brick: Thanks, but I'd like to see the fifth grade.
Axl: Okay, I won't make you do my homework for a month.
Brick: Throw in this guitar pick, and you're on.
Axl: Fine, but what do you want my pick for?
Brick: Oh, I like to lick it. This way, I don't have to do it in secret anymore.