Frankie Quote #607
Quote from Frankie in Forced Family Fun (Part 2)
[flashback:]
Nicky: Uh-oh. You're upset. Mike, I made your new wife upset.
Frankie: I'm not upset.
Nicky: Here. Let me make you... An "I'm sorry" s'more. The secret is to shimmy. Don't yank. Shimmy. Taste the difference that the shimmy makes.
Frankie: Thanks, but-
Nicky: You gotta try it. It's good. [feeds Frankie the s'more]
Frankie: Mmm. Yeah. That's tasty. But I'm still kinda full from all the cake. From our wedding... Earlier today.
Nicky: Oh. Hey, I get it. Message received. You don't gotta tell me twice. If there's one thing you can say about Nicky Kohlbrenner, he knows when he's not wanted. He knows it a lot. Okay. There was an order I packed it so it all fit.
The Middle Quotes
‘Forced Family Fun (Part 2)’ Quotes
Quote from Frankie
Sue: I'm first. Community chest! There's no cards.
Frankie: Okay, well, um... Pop this bubble, and if you get a 2 or a 6, you get another turn. Oh! 5. Too bad. Brick, you're up. [Brick doesn't respond] Brick. [buzzer sounds]
Brick: Oh, me? I thought you said "Rick." Three, four, five... This chunk of the board's missing.
Frankie: That's okay. You can either, uh, buy a hungry hippo to swim across the gap or trade in Professor Plum for a bonus spin.
Brick: How much for the hippo?
Mike: Frankie, this game makes no sense.
Frankie: I'm trying to make a special vacation here, Mike. Just spin.
Quote from Frankie
Sue: Uh, Mom, I don't remember there being a spinner in Monopoly.
Axl: Way to go, Mom. There's no dice.
Sue: And no properties. Only some "Sorry!" cards.
Frankie: That's okay. We can make this work. Look, look, look, we each get some money to start. Mm-hmm. Uh, except for Mike, who gets 2 Scrabble tiles, each worth $100.
Mike: Hmm.
Sue: I get the thimble!
Axl: I get the battleship.
Brick: Hey, the only thing left in here is a dirty sock.
Frankie: Okay, so Brick's the dirty sock, and your dad and I will just keep track of where we're going with our fingers. See? This is gonna work out great.
Quote from Mike
Frankie: You've been a jerk to your sister this whole vacation, and you are her big brother! You're supposed to help her!
Axl: Why? Why do I always have to help her? Why do I always have to be the one to save the day?
Mike: What?! When did you ever save the day? Seriously, name one day you saved. No, not even a day. Name a morning you saved.