Mike Quote #352
Quote from Mike in Forced Family Fun (Part 2)
[flashback:]
Nicky: So then the ball's coming right at you, but there's not even enough time to raise your hands, so you bump the ball off your head into the air... Whoosh! Right into the bucket to beat the buzzer. What are the odds?
Mike: I forgot all about that. That was a great game.
Nicky: Yeah.
Mike: Yeah.
Frankie: [yawns] Yeah. Ugh!
Nicky: We make a good team. You hit the shot. I wiped your sweat up off the floor.
Mike: Hey, I never slipped once.]
Nicky: Oh, and then remember you told Tracy that you were too woozy to drive home, 'cause you hit the ball on your head, so you had to go home with her. Ah, you dog.
Frankie: Okay. Mrs. Dog, right here.
The Middle Quotes
‘Forced Family Fun (Part 2)’ Quotes
Quote from Frankie
Sue: I'm first. Community chest! There's no cards.
Frankie: Okay, well, um... Pop this bubble, and if you get a 2 or a 6, you get another turn. Oh! 5. Too bad. Brick, you're up. [Brick doesn't respond] Brick. [buzzer sounds]
Brick: Oh, me? I thought you said "Rick." Three, four, five... This chunk of the board's missing.
Frankie: That's okay. You can either, uh, buy a hungry hippo to swim across the gap or trade in Professor Plum for a bonus spin.
Brick: How much for the hippo?
Mike: Frankie, this game makes no sense.
Frankie: I'm trying to make a special vacation here, Mike. Just spin.
Quote from Frankie
Sue: Uh, Mom, I don't remember there being a spinner in Monopoly.
Axl: Way to go, Mom. There's no dice.
Sue: And no properties. Only some "Sorry!" cards.
Frankie: That's okay. We can make this work. Look, look, look, we each get some money to start. Mm-hmm. Uh, except for Mike, who gets 2 Scrabble tiles, each worth $100.
Mike: Hmm.
Sue: I get the thimble!
Axl: I get the battleship.
Brick: Hey, the only thing left in here is a dirty sock.
Frankie: Okay, so Brick's the dirty sock, and your dad and I will just keep track of where we're going with our fingers. See? This is gonna work out great.
Quote from Mike
Frankie: You've been a jerk to your sister this whole vacation, and you are her big brother! You're supposed to help her!
Axl: Why? Why do I always have to help her? Why do I always have to be the one to save the day?
Mike: What?! When did you ever save the day? Seriously, name one day you saved. No, not even a day. Name a morning you saved.