Mike Quote #298
Quote from Mike in The Legacy
Frankie: [v.o.] Well the cousin clothes weren't the only clothes causing stress in the house.
Mike: [finds a white sock wrapped around the remote] Axl. Get in here.
Frankie: [v.o.] For the past few weeks, Axl and Mike had been engaged in a clothing battle of their own.
[flashbacks:]
Mike: [grabs a white sock while working under the sink] Axl, get in here!
Mike: [finds a white sock on the steering wheel] Axl, get in here! [honks horn]
[present:]
Axl: What? I'm late for basketball.
Mike: What did I tell you? I don't want to come home from work and find any more of your smelly socks laying around my house where I can see 'em.
Axl: All right, jeez, I forgot. God. Like this house is so clean.
Mike: Hey. Our crappy house is no excuse for you to be a pig. Now pick that thing up and get it out of my line of vision. And I'm warning you, the next sock I find, I'm taking away something big.
The Middle Quotes
‘The Legacy’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Brick: Sue, I saw your trophy. The Glossners have it!
Sue: What?
Brick: I was walking past their house, and I saw it in their garage. Luckily, they couldn't see me, because I'm wearing camouflage. [whispers] Camouflage.
Quote from Axl
Mike: For God's sake, Axl, do you think I don't want you to play in this game? You think I don't want you to break my record? It's killing me that my own son has a chance to get his plaque up there. Another Heck man on the wall. And now he won't. But I gave you every opportunity to get back in this game. And you wouldn't take it.
Axl: What opportunity? Now you're just making stuff up!
Mike: If you'd have just moved the plate 6 inches into the sink...
Axl: It wasn't my plate!
Mike: I was trying to give you an opening. Why do you think I was talking about cleaning the gutters?
Axl: Wait a minute. If I cleaned the gutters, you would have let me play tonight?
Mike: Yes!
Axl: Why didn't you tell me that?!
Mike: Because I wanted you to come up with it on your own.
Axl: If you want me come up with stuff on my own, you got to tell me!
Mike: All I needed was one gesture, one tiny expression of remorse or apology.
Axl: Well, I'm sorry I'm not a mind reader!
Mike: I heard "I'm sorry." Apology accepted. Go play!
Axl: But I wasn't apologizing...
Frankie: Go, you fool! Go!
Quote from Axl
Frankie: [v.o.] And then, just as the buzzer was about to go off, Mike decided to take one last shot, a shot that couldn't possibly miss.
Mike: Axl, wait. If someone would just help me out by, uh, clearing my plate, it, uh, might change my mind and make me want to do something nice in return. It's practically in there already. Just put it in the sink. Literally, just move it 6 inches into the sink.
Axl: Why would you think I'm in the mood to help you? I've been giving you signs all week that I'm upset with you, and you just don't get it. God! How obvious do I have to be?