Coach Babbitt: Oh, I'm under obligation to ask if you're eating this chicken tonight.
Mike: Yeah.
Coach Babbitt: Okay, then I can sell it to you.
Mike: Hey, didn't you used to coach my kids at the high school?
Coach Babbitt: Not used to... still do. Tink Babbitt. Got to work two jobs just to break even, but my reward comes when the kids come back and tell me I've impacted their lives. Still waiting on that last one. [scanner beeps] Oh, man. The dent's right on the barcode. Todd, I'm gonna need a price check here! [throws can] So, are you a member of our Frugal Hoosier Misers Club?
Mike: Yep, almost at Tightwad status.
Todd: Tink, 59 cents! [throws can back]
Mike: Say, if you're looking for a second job, how'd you like to hang around a quarry trailer, reading a magazine, and playing in the occasional softball game?
Coach Babbitt: I'd say you got yourself a temp Tink.
Mike: Great.
Coach Babbitt: And now that I don't work here anymore, you shouldn't eat that chicken.