Marlene: Look, you can sweet-talk me all you want, but it was my idea for people to wear a diaper to a sporting event. And if you've got some problem with women in the workplace, I might have to let you go.
Mike: You can't fire me 'cause that's... Wait, what was your idea?
Marlene: I missed three rounds of cage fighting 'cause I was stuck in the bathroom. So I told Rusty next time we should wear diapers to the match.
Mike: That's it? That's all you said? Well, who thought about the putting sports teams' logos on babies' diapers?
Rusty: Oh, that was all me. That was me.
Mike: Are you kidding me? I stayed up all night worrying about this, and all Marlene said was she wanted to wear a diaper to a stupid cage fight?
Marlene: If it wasn't for me, Rusty wouldn't have even been thinking about diapers.
Mike: Maybe, but that's two very different things. And if you like, I can get my wife's third cousin, who's a paralegal, on the phone, and she'd be very happy to explain that to you. Tell you what, Marlene. I'm gonna be very generous with you here. This is $37 and change for you to walk away for good. And that is more profit than you'd ever see from Li'I Rivals.