Frankie: So, hey. I'm gonna assume you haven't researched how to get a dog to like you, but I have.
Mike: You can research how to get a dog to like you? Is that what the internet's for?
Frankie: Mm-hmm. A lot of good tips here, Mike. Oh, this is something that seems made for you and your face problem. It says you should make sleepy eyes and then yawn so it makes the dog feel like you're not intimidating.
Mike: Yeah, I'm not doing that. Next.
Frankie: Okay. Give it treats. Keep little pieces of meat in your pocket.
Mike: Frankie, I ate salsa for dinner. Any meat in my pocket's going in my mouth.
Frankie: Okay, well, here's the list. You may peruse it at your leisure.
Mike: I didn't put this much effort into raising our kids.
Axl: [o.s.] You're so dead! [Sue screams]
Frankie: Clearly.