Axl: Mom! Dad is totally out of control! He says I'm grounded and no video games! Tell him he can't double up on punishments like that.
Mike: I can when you double up on being a moron.
Axl: Oh, my God. What would you do if one of your friends challenged you to drive blindfolded?
Mike: Get smarter friends?
Axl: [sighs and inhales deeply] You know, I'm not gonna share my accomplishments with you anymore if this is how you guys react!