Quote from Axl in The Play
Axl: Mom! Dad is totally out of control! He says I'm grounded and no video games! Tell him he can't double up on punishments like that. Mike: I can when you double up on being a moron. Axl: Oh, my God. What would you do if one of your friends challenged you to drive blindfolded? Mike: Get smarter friends? Axl: [sighs and inhales deeply] You know, I'm not gonna share my accomplishments with you anymore if this is how you guys react!