Mike: Frankie, I got some bad news for you. We're not British.
Axl: Yeah, we won the Civil War, so we don't have to care.
Mike: Look, I barely cared about our wedding. Tell me why this is such a big deal. What did this girl even do?
Frankie: Hello? She landed a prince! That means she's the fairest in the land. She's arriving in a car as a commoner, but she leaves in a carriage as a princess!
Axl: Princess of what? Seriously, is she even allowed to behead people?