Sue: Axl, did you hear that? They're coming to arrest us.
Axl: For what?
Sue: Penal code 35-45, section 3. We need to get our story straight.
Axl: Okay. Here's the story. We went to donate to charity, and... We did. Hope we don't get the chair.
Sue: But the sign... And the voice. Oh, that voice, it haunts me! Maybe we should tell mom and dad.
Axl: There's nothing to tell! Except that Spring Break was a major suck fest!
Sue: Well, just so you know, whatever happens, I got your back.
Axl: Sorry, Sue. I'd love to talk to you about this more, but my stapler's feeling pretty left out, so I got to go spend some time with it.