Axl: Hey, you guys got a minute? Excellent. On V-Day, I'm taking out this chick, Kristen. A senior. Freakishly hot.
Frankie: Wait, what happened to Kate?
Axl: God, we broke up, like, three months ago. Read my Facebook status. Anyway, here's the plan. I pick her up, I say we're just going for burgers. She's a little disappointed, then I drive past the burger place to Red Lantern. She's like, "What?" I'm like, "Yeah." We get to the table, a dozen red roses. I'm in.
Frankie: "In?" What do you mean "in"?
Axl: You know. So I figure a hundred will cover it. A hundred and twenty with gas. What do you say? Dad?
Mike: I say no.
Axl: Uh, seriously? God, I figured once you heard how awesome my plan was, you'd donate. You were young once, before you got old and lame, but whatever.