Hutch: Man, you must've had some wild night last night. Tiny question... What's with the bag of hair?
Axl: Ugh. Weird Ashley. [groans] [sighs] Yeah. Weird Ashley was there, Cassidy was there, Devin was there...
Hutch: Okay, Dorothy. How much green beer did you drink?
Axl: No, seriously, man, they were all there. It was freaky. I had to get out of there, so I told them all I was getting us beers, beat my way out of the crowd with this giant shamrock and never looked back. I mean, what are the odds all my ex-girlfriends would show up at the same party?
Hutch: Wow! Don't you get it? It's a sign. The universe is clearly trying to tell you something.
Axl: What?
Hutch: I don't know. Could be about love, could be you're supposed to pick one of 'em. But you'll never know, my friend, because you bolted before the universe could give you the answer.
Axl: So, what do I do now?
Hutch: Only one thing to do. Toss this nasty hair bag and seek the guidance of a higher power.
Axl: So, we're watching Matthew McConaughey in Ghosts of Girlfriends Past?
Hutch: Unless you got a better idea.