Quote from Sue in The Convention
Sue: I don't know! I don't know! Okay, Axl, just tell me what to do. Please! Please! Axl: I can't do that, Sue. You got to come up with your own special lie so when you say it, you believe it. Sue: Okay. Okay. I'll say I-I was outside Sudfeld Hall when I saw a man collapse. Axl: Good. Man collapse. I like it. Go on. Sue: And... And he was scared. A-and he wanted me to comfort him, and... and sing him a song. Axl: [imitates buzzer] Lose the song. You might be required to sing it. Sue: Right, right, right, right. Then he looked into my eyes and he eked out, "Don't leave me, please!" And I didn't 'cause I wouldn't. I really wouldn't. So, I waited until the paramedics came, a-and then I ran all the way here 'cause I really want to take this test. Axl: Nicely done, Sue. I like this lie for you. It's fresh. It's original. It's very you. You got this.