Sue: Uh, w-who's there?
Holly: I live here.
Sue: Oh, my God! Oh, you're Holly Haypek! [slurring] I'm Sue Heck. Oh. [removes retainer] [normal voice] Oh, I've been waiting for you forever. So, where are you from? I'm from Orson. I used to have long hair, but now I don't. I don't know if you like these posters, but I have some extras for your side if you want.
Holly: No beer?
Sue: No. But there's a hot-fudge sundae in there for you. Anyway, it's so good you're finally here, because you almost missed all of freshman week.
Holly: Yeah, well, I'm a junior, so not really an issue.
Sue: Oh. That's kind of weird that they put a junior and a freshman together. But, hey, we can still go to the dorm mixer and the roommate games.
Holly: Yeah. Nobody goes to those. They're lame.
Sue: Oh, okay. Well, that's the first time I've ever heard of an egg-and-spoon race being lame, but that is a really good tip. See? It's a great thing I've got a junior for a roomie. You can show me the ropes. Anything else I should know?
Holly: Yeah, okay, uh, let's see. Freshman year sucks. Sophomore year sucks. I'll let you know about junior year, but it's not looking good. I already got hosed in the housing lottery. I asked for a single. I'm going out.