Ticket Agent: Oh, no. I'm sorry. These tickets are for Disneyland in California.
Frankie: Wait. What? Disneyland? These tickets are for Disneyland?
Mike: You're telling me we drove for two days to the wrong park? Unbelievable.
Sue: This is not happening!
Brick: I wanted a hat.
Axl: Oh, my God. They drove to the wrong park. It's official. There's no way I'm genetically linked to you people! Can someone please help me?! Anybody? I'm looking for my real family!
Frankie: I don't... I don't know how this could have happened.
Ticket Agent: See? "Disneyland". It's right there on your tickets.
Mike: [sighs] You didn't read the tickets, Frankie?
Frankie: Yeah, I read the ticket, Mike. I just thought it would be fun to drive 900 miles in the opposite direction.