Frankie Quote #1253
Quote from Frankie in The Wonderful World of Hecks
Ticket Agent: Oh, no. I'm sorry. These tickets are for Disneyland in California.
Frankie: Wait. What? Disneyland? These tickets are for Disneyland?
Mike: You're telling me we drove for two days to the wrong park? Unbelievable.
Sue: This is not happening!
Brick: I wanted a hat.
Axl: Oh, my God. They drove to the wrong park. It's official. There's no way I'm genetically linked to you people! Can someone please help me?! Anybody? I'm looking for my real family!
Frankie: I don't... I don't know how this could have happened.
Ticket Agent: See? "Disneyland". It's right there on your tickets.
Mike: [sighs] You didn't read the tickets, Frankie?
Frankie: Yeah, I read the ticket, Mike. I just thought it would be fun to drive 900 miles in the opposite direction.
The Middle Quotes
‘The Wonderful World of Hecks’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Brick: Excuse me, Kimberly. Sorry to interrupt, but I'm looking for a specific kind of hat. Let me describe it to you. It's kind of a felty, black, half-moon shape with these rounded appendages that are, I guess you could say, ear-like.
Mike: She knows the hat, Brick. They're called Mickey ears.
Brick: If you don't mind, Dad. You drove us six states in the wrong direction, and she works here, so...
Nurse: I'm familiar with the hat.
Brick: Great. Now, this hat... Would it be available for purchase in the park?
Quote from Brick
Brick: Oh, look. I found the store that sells the Disney merchandise. How lucky is that? [chuckles] I'll take this one, Timothy.
Timothy: Would you like us to embroider it for you? We have three different fonts to choose from.
Frankie: Oh, no. He said the "F" word.
[one hour later:]
Brick: Hmm. The basic font is easier to read, but I do like the fun font. Yep, fun. Definitely fun.
Timothy: Great choice. Uh, now all you have to do is pick a color. We have gold, black, dark pink, white, red.
[thirty minutes later:]
Brick: Thank you, Timothy. I appreciate your patience with all my thread questions... Unlike my family. [sighs] I just need to check one last thing. All right. [reads a book] Whew! No ear shadow.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: [v.o.] They say even a broken clock is right twice a day, and if anybody was our family's broken clock, it's Sue.