Brick: I need to read you something.
Axl: Oh, God, not the old-lady book again.
Brick: No, this is from a young lady who's in a lot of pain. "My dearest brother. I know you're going back to college tomorrow. But before you go, I want you to know that I am so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, very, very, ver--" Basically, she's sorry.
Axl: Yeah.
Brick: "In exchange for your forgiveness, I will allow you 10 Indian burns, 3 pink bellies, 2 Dutch ovens, and a chili dunk." She does stipulate that all this be done on a weekend so she has time to recover.
Axl: Mm.
Brick: Look, Axl, I really don't think you'll get better than this. My advice would be to accept the offer.
Axl: [chuckles] No.